I know this is a sensitive topic for smart phone lovers, but I'm going to talk about it anyways. We need to stop covering our phones with ugly, dual tone, clunky cases. I can't be the only one who sees these cases and baby barfs every single time. I know what you're going to say, "But my really cool and expensive phone needs to be protected!" Yeah okay, I understand that, but why can't we have a not-so-clunky case with some personality to protect our phones? Because we're too paranoid and materialistic, that's why. Here are some of my reasons for choosing an aesthetically pleasing case over a super protective one:
There you go. Three great reasons to get a cute, sensible, and small case. If you didn't catch on by this point and are offended, this is satirical. The fact that you're offended, however, does nothing but help my arguments. Thank you.