I'm Not Going to Talk About Valentine's DAy

• I'm not going to talk about Valentine's Day because I'm single.
• I'm not going to talk about Valentine's Day because I've never had a significant other to celebrate with.
• I'm not going to talk about Valentine's Day because for three out of the four years of high school, I had the same non-Valentine, not that he wasn't great (love you, Paul).
• I'm not going to talk about Valentine's Day because it's my belief that men are put under too much pressure when they will ultimately end up losing. They have to do something and if they don't then they're horrible people. Talk about lose/lose.
• I'm not going to talk about Valentine's Day because we should give each other chocolates and flowers everyday.
• I'm not going to talk about Valentine's Day because heart's don't really look like that in the first place. 
• I'm not going to talk about Valentine's Day because one wrong word can make the conversation real dirty, real fast.
• I'm not going to talk about Valentine's Day because this year I'm running away from it and leaving you all behind. Insert evil laugh here.